Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...