There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...