Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...