Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?