Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...