Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Tips on Love by Kids!
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...