New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...