A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...