In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...