Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.