Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...