make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...