Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...