Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...