$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...