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Great first parent
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140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
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A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Medium Smeduim!
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Bad boy
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Yo mama’s house is so small
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Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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