Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...