What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...