Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...