Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...