What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...