A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...