5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...