Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.