George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...