OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...