Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...