Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...