The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....