On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...