Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Please show the I.D.
|The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....