Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...