Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...