The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...