Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...