There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.