One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...