Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...