mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...