Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg