Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...