What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...