New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...