Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...