Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...