A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...