The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...