Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
Twice a week!
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man...
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Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...