Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...