The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...